I have a toenail you can have (over my dead body) - second toe on right foot has been thickening for a few months, now getting somewhat inconvenient. Have to see the doc about it: if he says to take it off ... maybe you won't have wait till I get REALLY stiff. ole thankful joyful ... who's mostly lacking stiffness problems, thus far

A woman driving a car in Calgary became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to SHOPPERS DRUG MART now? Rusty

Jeb -- I 'get it', and I see a 'male' bic pen, but am not sure what the 'female' part IS. A tape recorder? An answering machine? Jasdip -- Now you quit that! There's only one 'baby' permitted in this scenario.

Susan, so funny. Once we were at a restaurant and the waitress asked if we wanted peekin pie. Never heard it pronounced that way.