Apparently Tommy Hilfiger finds the magnetic buttons marketable. https://usa.tommy.com/en/tommy-adaptive and Duluth Trading https://www.duluthtrading.com/mens-magnet-wrinklefighter-relaxed-fit-long-sleeve-shirt-74266.html and Walmart https://www.duluthtrading.com/mens-magnet-wrinklefighter-relaxed-fit-long-sleeve-shirt-74266.html There were others too. I smiled when I saw Eld's post. My niece has CP and struggles with buttons, snaps and zippers - my sister-in-law added magnetic closures to some of her outfits. She found the magnetic snaps on Amazon and sewing supply sites. Maire

Neighbor sneaks over and hangs a bunch of bananas.

@seagrass ... empty plates, almost empty table: that is a salt shaker near the ears of a couple of attendees, isn't it? Could they be the salt of the earth? @katlan ... I having been a country resident without wheels from early June till the end of October, was glad when our church began in-sanctuary meetings three werks ago, I went, and during worship, when my phone rang (it plays "morning glory") it was a neighbour who'd brought food to my house ... so I went out into the hall to phone him back to say I was O K and thank him. Having been to almost no gatherings in months, while I attended a newly revivified, as they hadn't been using Zoom, monthly meeting of local subscribers of "Canadian Moneysaver" magazine ... Paul called to say he was at my door with food ... so I shut off the phone and headed for the hall again - I was in another church, as a matter of fact. @jeb ... that kisser teacher looks somewhat like a toaster to me ... but they're best approached when not hot, aren't they! @eld ... sometimes commas are important: for a few seconds I wondered whether it was the needy kids in need of the flowers! @Rusted ... as one 3 1/2 times the age of your illustrated one ... may I request that we old farts be handled with care, please? ole joyfuelled

Jeb -- I 'get it', and I see a 'male' bic pen, but am not sure what the 'female' part IS. A tape recorder? An answering machine? Jasdip -- Now you quit that! There's only one 'baby' permitted in this scenario.