Haggis Poutine Glorious fried squid

Jasdip, don't worry about not posting. If somebody doesn't like it, let them do the posting of the quiz. Your are doing an excellent job, QR stands for, quick run, the wife has the credit card!!

Decades ago I was working in a very busy place. One of the secretaries came out to the very busy nexus processing area and as she handed me some paperwork, she scootched into a very contorted position just before she left that room. This was all within two seconds. She looked back at me and offered the explanation that she had to adjust her t_____ (very intimate fem hygiene product). She was a hoot. (I told you it was rushed and busy — no time to pop into a washroom, evidently.)

The mind wanders on this question! Express a dog‘s anal glands. Clean a gelding’s sheath. (smegma)