In his autobiography which I recently read, British radio and television writer and panellist of the 40s 50s and 60s Frank Muir claimed that incident actually happened to him in the 40s, though he wasn’t driving very quickly and so didn’t have an accident. He did some speaking tours in the US and was asked to include this story in his talk by many of the local organisers of his various appearances, who had heard the story at previous talks.

Two things to remember in life: 1) Take care of your thoughts when you are alone; 2) Take care of your words when you are with people.

I heard this comment on TV yesterday so I made a meme. I feel so young, "memeing". I keep giggling when I look at it.. nothing like laughing at your own joke!

A woman driving a car in Calgary became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to SHOPPERS DRUG MART now? Rusty