Wife: How would you describe me?
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.
Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?
Husband: I’m just kidding!

actually, Annie's onto something but for me- this sums it up.

Elizabeth....? about your "w-2 from Wal-mart". LOL A few years ago I was

in a long line at the check-out at a Wal-Marts, and one of the employees was

wandering along telling people they could use the self-check-out and not

have to wait so long. The man behind me told her" "Oh, I don't work

here, I'm just trying to buy something". She just hurried right by him. LOL He

looked at me and rolled his eyes.

Jasdip, I passed yours to a few fellow dog lovers.

What did the Tin Man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

”Curses, foil again.”

I've done that!

I've done that! I used to have to push my brother's car to get it started!

Works better going downhill. How many people do not even know what a clutch is?

Did that lots of times on DH's 1955 Chevy truck over 40+ years ago before he rebuilt the engine. He still has the truck. Thank goodness we don't have to do that any more.

I not only know what a clutch is, but I know how to double clutch!

We don't worry about anyone stealing our '48 jeep...not only do they need to operate a manual, but they need to set a choke, throttle and find the starter button!

I can do all of the above Annie! But I am to old and lazy to do it now.

Luckily we lived on a hill, worked every time!