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Comments (11)A man was walking along a mountain road and saw another man lying with his ear to the ground. As he approached the other man, he heard him talking. "Chevy pickup truck. Large tires. Green. Man driving with large German Shepherd in passenger seat. Loaded with firewood. California license plate 1PDR34." The observer was astounded. "You mean you can discern all that from listening with your ear to the ground?" he asked. "Ear to ground nuthin' " the man replied. That truck just ran over me."...See MoreSmile today - 8/8/24
Comments (11)Nine Important Facts to Remember As We Grow Older #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is sexually transmitted. #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow. Sources:...See MoreSmile today - 8/8/25
Comments (11)Fester, from The Adams Family......See MoreSmile today - 5/31/26
Comments (5)I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road....See More
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@Annie - I couldn't see the comment from Lars either. I really had to look for it.
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