I know I posted a funny here early this morning. I was the first to post. Wonder why it got flushed. Oh well. LOL

yes, the OLD west.... I totally understand that as I've been watching old westerns. very, very old westerns with actors who are long dead now. It's great seeing those actors in their youth... Clint Walker, Jack Elam, Rory Calhoun, Guy Madison, Andy Devine, Gabby Hayes, Jim Davis (too many to list). and lots of older guys playing old guys even back then!

My boss calls me "the computer". It has nothing to do with intelligence, I just fall asleep after 15 minutes if left unattended.

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room. Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room. "What's wrong with you?" he demanded. This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!" The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said: "Does she still have the hiccups? Rusty