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Smile today - 6/8

Annie Deighnaugh

6 years ago

In honor of National Name Your Poison day, honoring bartenders....

Comic Sans, Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

"Get out!" the bartender shouts. "We don't serve your type here."

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Elizabeth
6 years ago
colleenoz
6 years ago
A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer. Making conversation, the bartender says, "You know, there's a cocktail named after you."

The grasshopper replies, "What, a Kevin?"
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Next week has been exhausting.
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aok27502
6 years ago
jim_1 (Zone 5B)
6 years ago
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar...it was tense!
eld6161
6 years ago
marilyn_c
6 years ago
salonva
6 years ago
Rusty
6 years ago
Uptown Gal
6 years ago
I know a lot of you are sad because it is Monday...

but, don't forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a Sadder Day.
joyfulguy
6 years ago
And soon comes thursday ... which may be less than sad (if delivery is available in your area) (and you know where to locate one).

ole joyful
dedtired
6 years ago
ravencajun Zone 8b TX
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I'm not ready for Monday!
susanwv
6 years ago
Bud , asleep in a weird way.
Olychick
6 years ago
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