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tsugajunkie z5 SE WI ♱
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I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships. I took gold, silver, and bronze.

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On our first trip to Maui we drove to Lahaina to have lunch. I brought along a pillowcase with some underwear, hoping to find a laundromat. We found a lot where cars were parked behind one another and gave the keys to the attendant, as we would have done at home in Chicago. Uh-huh. There was no attendant. After lunch, when we reported our missing car to the police they were dumbfounded that we'd give up the car keys. The rental company was astounded, and they refused to rent us a replacement car. (A rival company had no problem.) The police only had to follow a trail of undergarments thrown out of the car along the road north to Kapalua to find our abandoned rental.
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Making me think that's what my stray, Peach, might have looked like when he was a baby - seven years ago. Adorable.
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Yes, there is always that issue with "liking" the first post. Generally, my "like" function works for the others, but just know that if I like them all and appreciate the levity.
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Fun2BHere
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Thanks, @eld61, for starting today's thread.

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed at the next worship service, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10' Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins

"Behold, I stand at the door and knock!"

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked!"
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