Smile today - 8/9/21
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Comments (10)So there were these scientists studying a frog. They decided to teach the frog to jump on command. 'jump frog' they would say. He did. Then the team decided to expand the test. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 16 feet! They removed one of his legs. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 12 feet! A second leg was removed. 'jump frog'; he jumped 8 feet. A third leg removed. 'jump frog'. He jumped four feet. They removed his last leg. 'jump frog'. Nothing. 'jump frog' they commanded. Still nothing. Last chance. 'jump frog'. He doesn't move. Their conclusion? 'Frogs without legs can't hear.' science speaks [until you remove their legs?]...See MoreSmile today - 8/23/21
Comments (32)Jasdip, no, I don't. That was a bit of an issue with my first job out of college, while I waited for my real job (in a hospital) to start: piercing ears in the jewelry department of a local department store. I had to wear the full "nurse" kit - white uniform etc and my cap (which I never wore again). It was an issue because several wavering customers asked to see my earlobes. What could I say? I told them I "hadn't gotten around to it yet." Eight for me....See MoreSmile today - 9/29/21
Comments (9)In honor of National Women's Health & Fitness day: Why did the chicken go to the gym? She wanted to work on her pecks....See MoreSmile today - 9/21/22
Comments (12)Hope yer long dog can sneak up on them wabbits, Rusty, and catch 'em on the sly, for once they become aware of him, and start moving, he ain't got a hope of catchin' 'em! Handicapped not only by much shorter legs, but each produces a lot less distance travelled by each push on the ground. ole joyful...See More- 5 years ago
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5 years agoOlychick As a rule but there are exceptions. I am having some of the most fun in my life right now, my 70th year! I wouldn't want to go back to 20's for anything except for the having my children part.
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