Smile Today - 1/16

Annie Deighnaugh

A man speaks frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

The doctor asks, "Is this her first child?"

The man replies, "No you idiot! This is her husband!"

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jim_1 (Zone 9A)

Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.

One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!'
The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age!’
One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age.Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times.
Determined to prove them wrong, he did it.
Then they all said in unison, 'You're 87-years-old!'
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess my age?'
Slapping their knees, high-fiving and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily crowed.....
'We were at your birthday party yesterday.'

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kathyg_in_mi

So funny!

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Uptown Gal

LOL...you guys always brighten a dreary, cold day. Thanks!

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nicole___

Humans that look like their dogs....just saying....

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