I think the reason we are born with two hands is so we can pet two dogs at once.

Same here! On a walk yesterday. The overview: The close up, they had this one rigged so the liquor was flowing!

For several years, someone dressed as above (Jason) would walk among the trick or treaters in town. I always sit in the church parking lot passing out candy along with others. This person occasionally would take a seat on an abandoned set of property steps, directly across the street from us and just......stare. It was un-nerving, even tho we knew it was just a costume! ...... or was it???

If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I'm self-employed; we're having a staff meeting.