How do you know your clock is still hungry? . . . . . It goes back four seconds.

A dog accepts you as the boss. A cat wants to see your resume.

For several years, someone dressed as above (Jason) would walk among the trick or treaters in town. I always sit in the church parking lot passing out candy along with others. This person occasionally would take a seat on an abandoned set of property steps, directly across the street from us and just......stare. It was un-nerving, even tho we knew it was just a costume! ...... or was it???

If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I'm self-employed; we're having a staff meeting.