If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Annie, years ago a guy I worked with would joke about that, and he's say a pickled herring!! I LOVE this one.

Hi ded- is that "tired" every day ... or only on the days that you come here and make the claim? I don't quite know how to handle your story. The one that gets me is the warning on many doors around here, "Caution", in big colourful letters across the middle, and in a circle around it, "Automatic door" (no"!" included)! Some places aren't too thrilled when I accuse them of lying, for I can stand in front of their door for half an hour, and unless someone comes to push the pad by that door - it won't open! The only automatic doors that I see in the neighbourhood are the ones at the grocers', that open as you approach when you're about ten feet away. ole (splittin' hairs) joyfully ((the automatic editor had the beginning as "Hi dedded - is that :tired" " ... and I didn't have the heart to replace the second of the doubled "d" with a :tir" ... so deleted the second "ded"))

Socks, I love those too. They are so hard to get at my TJ’s. People line up before the store opens and the first few people in line try to grab them all. I ordered some from Costco this weekend.