Smiles for Today - 9/4
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Comments (8)I like that, ded. :) Glenda, yours is very depressing--I sure do miss my older friends who have passed. I find myself watching old sitcoms to keep my spirits up. Well, they're not up, but not quite as down as they were. Our weird, dark skies don't help....See MoreSmile today - 9/4/21
Comments (9)A happy 90-year-old man walked into the doctor's office. He was all smiles and laughed with the nurses and staff, until they brought him in to see the doctor. The doctor examined him and told him he should start eating better, because his health was not in that great a shape. The old man was surprised, he said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 21-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit." The doctor smiled, "My point exactly."...See MoreSmile today - 9/9/21
Comments (11)(I wish it were possible to correct typos and grammar errors on these memes)!...See MoreSmile today - 4/9/22
Comments (16)When you clean out a vacuum cleaner ... ... you become a vacuum cleaner ... ... in other words - a "sucker", right? o j...See MoreRusty
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