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Share Your Refrigerator Velcro Creations

11 years ago

Necessity is the mother of invention, they say. Beggars can't be choosers, they also say. Both sayings come to mind when you stand in front of a refrigerator, an hour after your family wanted to have eaten, wondering what you can throw together really quickly that will quell the brewing insurrection and conceal your failure to go shopping, defrost a chicken, pick up takeout, or otherwise have given their sad little tummies any thought until five minutes ago.

That is the time for the refrigerator velcro creation. Creative! Fun! Fast! Disingenuous!

No, peanut butter sandwiches or Top Ramen don't qualify. Those are Noble Foods too, but for a different time, when your message is "eat this or starve, you tiresome people". The refrigerator velcro dish says "I've been working hard to make you something yummy because I love you thiiis much" except you get to say it with your fingers crossed. Lying to your children, a honored tradition.

I made something yummy this week that was dead easy while being pretty much scraped off the walls of the refrigerator. I broke up a cauliflower head that was well past its prime, threw away the spotty moldy bits, tossed the rest in olive oil and salt, and roasted it in the toaster oven. Meanwhile, I searched around the cheese drawer and collected the butts and rinds of some bries and other soft cheeses, and a cup of grated parmesan that hadn't been used by whoever grated it. I put the cheese in a bowl, covered it with milk, melted it in the microwave, and mixed it into a cheesy sauce. Dumped the roasted cauliflower on a platter and stirred in the cheese sauce. It was the hit of the evening. I think I made up a French name for it. Told them it was the Sun King's favourite dish.

Share your refrigerator velcro successes. And failures, if they are more fun.

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