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A Romance for Classifiers Only - a puzzle of sorts

20 years ago

Can you de-code the Dewey?

"Twas in the merry month of June, in a dewey 711,

A pretty girl beside the lake, idly wached the 597.

The 752 of autumn was a visual delight,

And she became 190 at the beauty of the sight.

But presently a 913 appeared, in style of recent date,

And as he passed, you'd think his neck was made of 678.

The 340 of attraction made him linger there at first:

"Wilt have a 663," he asked, "to quench thy dainty thirst?"

"Or if perchance, 641 is what your preference's for,

I'm sure that you and I could get some 344."

Her scornful glance would surely wither anything alive,

"I may not have 370, but I know my 395.

"I do not like you 658, your 815 is dirty,

"Your 170 is questionable, you tire my 130.

"Your 415 is terrible -" but the rest of it was lost;

He fell upon the 525, and there gave up the ghost.

The moral of this little tale is surely plain as fate -

If you frequent 711s, you'll end in 718.

** Copied without permission but with only the best of intentions from The Library in America: A Celebration in Words and Pictures by Paul Dickson. Poem author Elizabeth Collom, 1934.

PAM

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