Ahhhh....good one

Here's another...

A blonde gets on the elevator. There's a man on the elevator. She says to the man T.G.I.F. Man looks at her and replies S.H.I.T. Blonde lady gets annoyed and repeats rather loudly T.G.I.F!!!! Man replies S.H.I.T Blonde now very annoyed and yells T.G.I.F!!!!!! Man looks at her with some sympathy and says S.H.I.T. Sorry Honey It's Thursday.

Humble apologies to any blondes I've offended...

Radio Guy With No Pants

Here's another one:
A mother and her little 4 year old daughter were walking down the street one day when all of a sudden the little girl stops and picks something up off the grownd and starts to put it in her mouth. The mother takes it from her and asks her not to do that again.
The little girl asks her why and the mother said " that it is dirty and probably has a lot of germs on it".
The little girl asks her how she knows that.
The mother thinks and thinks and finally says, " It was on the mom test. You see you have to take a test first to become a mom."
The little girl stands there pondering the answer and finally says " So if you fail the test you must be the dad!"
LOL
Sorry if this offended any dads.

Good one, Tralynn.

Great one! Thanks