Important Women's Health Issue:


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?


Do you suffer from shyness?


Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?


If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or

pharmacist about Margaritas.


Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident

about yourself and your actions.


Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the

world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.


You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with

a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent

you from living the life you want to live.


Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will

discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start

living, with Margaritas.


Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or

nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind

nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.



Side effects may include:


Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration


Erotic lustfulness


Loss of motor control


Loss of clothing


Loss of money


Loss of virginity


Attraction to the same sex


Table dancing


Headache


Dehydration


Dry mouth


And a desire to sing Karaoke


WARNING:


The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when

you are not.


WARNING:


The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over

and over again that you love them.


WARNING:


The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.


WARNING:


The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically

converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.