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Blonde Men Do Exist

15 years ago

A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a

blonde haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy

hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around

like this?'

The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ...

I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me

to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my

shirt... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I

did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I

did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go

to town cowboy.. '

'And here I am.'

Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist

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