....a bunch of "Misfits." He thought he could blend in, but really couldn't because, well he's Tom Cruise.

So he devised another plan. "According to Jim" the single life is fantastic. So he was hoping to run away "Without a Trace" and pray that no one was going to "Chase" him.

He decided to get an Extreme Makeover so that no one would recognize him and he could finally live a normal life. He called upon his good friend Dr. Oz who agreed to perform the surgery, but reminded Tom that he was a heart Surgeon, not a plastic surgeon. Tom awoke from surgery to find he now looked like a fugitive from America's Most Wanted. He was now being chased by Cops instead of the paparazzi.

When "Cops" couldn't find him, "Magnum PI" was called in to find this "Fugitive". Within "60 Minutes" Magnum had found Tom, who denied who he was, saying "My Name's Earl" and I'm just going to see "My Wife and Kids" at my "House".

But the Cops didn't believe him and sent Tom to jail for the crime of claiming to be The Bold and the Beautiful. Sitting in his cell Tom thought "I'll get some of these guys and we will do a Prison Break". Tom got OJ to help and broke out of prison.

Now on the run Tom hitched a ride with...........

---Ugly Betty!!
They were going to have some Good Times for sure.

While they were roaring down the highway, he thought to himself, that life has to be better than this, and started to miss his wife and kid.

Curb Your Enthusiasm he told Betty. Take me back home, and we'll be just Friends.

He hoped his wife would still recognize him since his Extreme Makeover. Once home he found that she was now the new Bachelorette. With his new disguise he decided to become a contestant and see if he could win her back. He knew he was in Jeopardy when he caught his first glimpse of the other contestants. Tom was desperate for a rose, so he called upon his best friend...

Mary tyler Moore. "Mary" he cried.....what can I do to guarentee I will get a rose"? Mary looked and him for a moment and said "oooohhhhh Tom! It's hopeless! Why would your wife want you back? Your favorite hangout is Divorce Court. Give it up and just take life One Day at a Time.

With that Tom stormed out the door...his anger building with each step. He was just about to lose it when he collided with BJ and the Bear. Bear was jumping up and down which made them both start laughing. BJ suggested that Tom come with him and Bear on the road and Tom agreed.

Tom asked "Where are we headed".......

BJ suggested their first stop would be Dallas because his good friend Bobby was in the midst of a Family Feud with his brother JR and only BJ would be able to reconcile the two. As they entered the gates of the estate and headed down the long driveway, Tom blurted out that he has memories of being here as a child, but how could that be...

he had never been here before, as far as he knew. It might have felt familiar because his Big Brother was always scaring him with stories, and Everybody Hates Chris.

So while Tom and BJ were barrelling down the driveway in their big rig, back in the neighbourhood where they started from, Martha Stewart and the Beverley Hillbillies were Charmed by......

the courtship of Eddies Father. martha and Ellymae just couldn't get enough of the Hullabaloo over this love story between Eddies father and the FLying Nun.

"We have to make preparations to attend the wedding" cried both of them. With that Martha and EllyMae....

discovered they couldn't agree on the wedding invitation list. Martha wanted to invite everyone who was 16 and Pregnant and EllyMae wanted to invite Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Each were screaming..."You can't invite them"! With that the Flying Nun came in. Sister Batrille....who do you want to invite?

She looked at the and said "If you are going to be working on the wedding then I am out of here"!!! With that she opened the window and flew out.....heading straight for..

"Fantasy Island" where she hoped she would find some 'friends' that were .....

not trying to get her married. She decided to hang up her Wings and change her career path. The only counseling available on Fantasy Island was from The Marriage Ref, but she was in desperate need of help, so met with him for 60 Minutes. He gave her a piece of paper with the name Monk written on it and told her to find this man and he would guide her to the next chapter in her life. She set sail for...

Gilligan's Island, but found it was inhabited by Mad Men!
But thankfully Martha Stewart came to her rescue!

She had sewed a bunch of dinner napkins together to make a parachute. She floated gently onto the island where she and the Flying Nun sent flares into the sky and they were spotted by Space Ghost. (I loved that cartoon as a kid LOL)

Good thing Space Ghost was there! He gave out a glow which lit up the area. Unfortunately the Electric Company didn't have the power hooked up.

With no electricity they took a Taxi to the other side of the island and saw an Odd Couple. WoW...do you see who i see?........

None other than Roy Rogers and Dale Evans along with their Friend Buffalo Bob saying Howdy Doody to...

The Friendly Giant!! He and Jerome the giraffe were just on their way to see Mr. Ed.

But Mr. Ed was in no mood for games. He said The Rifleman went to see the Frontier Doctor and had all his gear loaded on his Mr Ed's back. I'm so sore cried Mr. Ed...get that Black Saddle off me! The Rifleman came over and gave Mr. Ed a rub down and said....don't you worry - we will no longer be a part of the Wagon Train. It's retirement for us! With that the Rifleman turned to Dale, Roy and the Friendly Giant and said.......

we are heading to Mayberry R.F.D. to visit my Bachelor Father. Once they arrived, The Rifleman was shocked when his father said "I've got a secret, I married Joan". Joan had a reputation throughout Mayberry as a goldigger, in fact she wrote a book titled, How to Marry a Millonaire. Rifleman called his upon his friends Dale and Roy who set a plan in motion to trap Joan by...

organizing Assignment Underwater. Joan was a Cheater who fancied rejects from the Dating Game. The Rifleman, Dale and Roy went into the Heat of the Night knowing it takes a thief to trap a golddigger. Even though they were Bewitched by Joan's beauty, the had to Get Smart for this Double Trouble. They followed Joan 24 hours a day until she reached her Breaking Point. She confessed to .....

to her dear friend Murphy Brown. An angry Murphy asked Joan why she would marry Rifleman's father when she is already Married with Children. Joan thought about it and decided to write a Dear John letter to Rifleman's father. As was her style, Joan was once again feeling Growing Pains and decided to leave Mayberry. She hopped on a bus In the Heat of the Night and found herself sitting next to...

Gomer Pyle USMC who urged her to visit his good friend Dr. Welby who ....

said he knew what her problem was. Dr. Welby said "please don't eat the daisy's". You are going to lose your 20/20 vision. Dr. Welby warned her that eating the daisy's would make her go mad. "Happened to my kids...one thinks he is the Man from Atlantis and the other thinks he is the Six Million Dollar Man.

Joan got so scared she swore that she would........

Call CSI Miami. Horachio was looking at Bones and found America's Most Wanted. Drew Carey told him he could come on down to The Price Is Right but The Rifleman never let him in until Rosie quite whining for.....

Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman to cure Joan of her madness. Dr. Quinn was known for practicing Wierd Science, but at this point Joan was desperate. After consuming the daisies, Joan began hallucinating, often times saying she had been Touched by an Angel or had visited the 3rd rock from the Sun. Dr. Quinn, along with Rifleman decided to take Joan to Rehab with Dr. Drew. Joan was to be In Treatment for several weeks along side celebrities. Her roommate turned out be the one and only...

Maude...you all remember the problems she had.She was so tight with a dollar she could never decide if The Price Was Right or was she being Punked. Her sessions with Dr. Ben Casey were helping her overome her fears of being ripped off On The Streets Of San Francisco.Then there was the other roomate.....

Ellen who couldn't stop dancing. Her addiction was so intense that it had been weeks since she had slept and the only words out of her mouth were "So you think you can dance". Joan and Maude were making progess in therapy, but Ellen was not. Dr. Drew decided Ellen needed more intense therapy so he sent her to...

the Land of the Giants. Ellen got there and the first thing she did was have a Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

Conan, who had 2 left feet, said the Men Behaving Badly over in the corner were the best dancers. Ellen, who by then was drunk, only saw Two and a Half Men...

Ellen called Joan and Maude and asked them how they.....

they could Meet Johnny Carson who was trying to get away from David Letterman after he drank......

some beer with The Thirsty Traveller.

Ellen, Joan and Maude med up with Carol Burnett who was in Dallas, Moonlighting on Hollywood Squares.

When the show was over the gals headed over to Archie Bunker's Place where it was well known for its Good Times. When gals sat down they were asked "Are you Being Served?" They ordered a round of drinks and suddenly the music began. A look of horror struck Joan and Maude as they remembered Ellen's addiction to dance. They grabbed Ellen, ran out the door and hailed a Taxi. Carol gave the taxi driver an address which brought them to...

The Big Valley. Who did they run in to, but Red Skelton!
Well, between Ellen and Red Skelton, the jokes were fast and furious and hilarity soon ensued. It was just a huge Laugh In.

After the two of them settled down a bit, Ellen told Red, "I've Got A Secret. You have always been my American Idol!"

Red replied.....Don't worship me Sweetie. I'm Wanted Dead or Alive. Years ago me and Circus Boy kidnapped a December Bride. We did it so she could meet Mr. Lucky. Last time we saw her she was Behind Closed Doors at the Science Fiction Theatre.

Ellen asked.....who was this December Bride...I must know her name!

June who lost on America's Got Talent because Piers said.....

Run For Your Life....getting married too young is like a Journey into the Unknown. Ellen decided that she had to find June. She set out on her quest down Route 66. Feeling like a Secret Agent, Ellen......

Started to look for The Bachelor and he said he was on 48 hr
Mystery and they were now heading for Happy Days and Green Acres to pick mushrooms for.......

the Galloping Gourmet. He was cooking a special meal for Ellen on her birthday. little did she know that her chef was using her birthday party as a ruse to..............

meet Ellen's Big Brother who worked in Parks and Recreation. He had access to the world's finest mushrooms and truffles, but he also had access the Ellen's jokes that were in safe keeping at his House. Little did they all know that the Galloping Gourmet's true passion was comedy, he wanted to be known as The Last Comic Standing. While the guests were dining on a delicious meal, The Galloping Gourmet...

Fell face first in the Queens plate. The Doctors fixed him so he would never......

be on America's Funniest Home Videos. You see..the Queen was Bosum Buddies with Jake and the Fat Man. Jake had the Sixth Sense to know that the Queen had Family Ties in the entertainment industry. Jake warned the Galloping Gourment that if he REALLY wanted to get into comedy he would have to go see......

...Frasier. Frasier will show the Galloping Gourmet how to Cheer(s) the audience at The 700 Club. So, off he went to see Frasier at...

The Extreme Home Makeover. He was getting his jokes from Ty.
The Galloping Gourmet got angry and threw a rotten.....

Egg at the audience. Unfortunately the egg hit Judge Judy who wasn't amused. The Galloping Gourmet denied throwing the egg, so after some investigation Judge Judy decided to prosecute the Galloping Gourmet. She called in Ty, Martha Stewart, Joan, Ellen, Maude, Conan, The Rifleman, Mr. Ed, Frasier, Red Skelton, Ugly Betty and Archie Bunker to tesify against The Galloping Gourmet. Nancy Grace was the only commentator allowed in the courtroom. All He$$ broke lose when Maude took the stand, she...

Said The Galloping Gourmet was having a secret affair with
Martha Stewart. Red Skelton laughed so hard he.....

fell off his seat and darned near broke his Bones.
Maude insisted the affair was true, and said she was almost At The End of My Leash with all the shenanigans going on around here.

End of My leash reminded her to go see the Dog Whisperer because Lassie was beginning to chase Roy Roger's Tonto.
The Rifleman calmed Lassie better than.......

Fresh Prince of Bel_Air. Lassie could at least understand the language the Rifleman was speaking. But Lassie had a lot of spunk in him and with that jumped on a freight train headed for Central Park West. The Rifleman knew he would be okay. He called his friend Caroline in the City and asked her to meet Lassie at Central Park. Caroline agreed and........

was full of Glee in anticipation of adopting Lassie. Caroline's boyfriend Larry King was not a dog lover and told her "It's Me or the Dog". Caroline had been wanting to dump Larry and this proved to be the perfect opportunity. She and Lassie packed Larry's belongings and took them to...

The Hourders, they were just in time to get rid of Larry's junk. They Had a ticket to fly to see Popeye and Olive Oil,who told them to......