Once upon a time there was a wonderful place called the KT. Everyone who visited brought something to the table. SamKaren stopped by one day after she received an invitation from Casey. "Leave the Music Forum and come join us" she saidÂÂ.SamKaren happily said yes andÂ..
brought some music selections to be played at the table. One day

.....Monica was passing by the table and heard SamKaren and Casey talking about music. Since everyone knows how much SamKaren likes music and is very knowledgeable about bands and musicians, she wanted to sit in.
Since Monica is getting married this fall, she and SamKaren soon started discussing music choices.
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"Monica, have no fearÂ.YouÂre going to have the best music played at your wedding and IÂll throw in a surprise for you" replied SamKaren. SK thought long and hard and said "IÂll call my contacts and we will get Barry Manilow to play at the reception. With that Jasdip came over and offered to supply the flowers. Monica saidÂ.."Wow Jasdip and SKÂthatÂs amazing! Everything was going smoothly the day of the wedding until Monica discovered that the potted plants Jasdip brought with her were covered with....

...spidermites! Not wanting Monica to turn into some kind of bridezilla, samkaren came up with a brilliant idea. "We'll just have Barry Manilow come in for rehearsal, sit the plants close to the band and crank up the amps. The music will blast those buggars off!" Monica and Casey both looked skeptical, so.......

Monica and Casey looked skeptical, so they said they try it for only a few minutes. Wow, most of those little boogers are gone, but what do we do with the rest?

(awww you guys, I wouldn't give someone a plant with spidermites!) LOL....

Luckgardner, because of her "handle", had much experience with plants in general. So she knew spidermites can be washed off with soap and water. She and Jasdip scooped the plants up and took them to the kitchen and proceeded to wash the plants off.

They were just finishing up, when they heard a voice and looked up....

They were just finishing up, when they heard a voice and looked up....
There in the doorway stood a person in disguiseÂsinging at the top of his lungsÂ.

Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,Catches thieves just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman!!!!

Monica looked horrifiedÂwho was this person????? Little did she know that Luckygardener had a evil plan up her sleeveÂÂ.Lucky wanted toÂ..

Hire a male stripper!!!!!

Wanted to hire a male stripper so she contacted clubm and asked for 3 references. Clubm said "I can name 3"Â.Spiderman, Elvis and Sponge Bob Square Pants. Lucky thought Spiderman would be perfect for the job and hired him. What Lucky didnÂt know was that the person under the mask was reallyÂÂÂ

What Lucky didn't know was that the person under the mask was really......Donald Trump. With the down turn in the economy Donald had taken to stripping. Jasdip and Samkaren were horrified at the thought of Donald Trump stripping at Monica's wedding, so....

Hey, you guy are killing me !!!

I can't stop laughing.

So they pulled Monica on the side and said "MonicaÂyou have got to stop laughing! Your mascara is running and now you look like Alice Cooper!" Jasdip ran to get tissues but somehow got locked in bathroom. "HELP" she cried! Fearing she would miss the wedding Donald stripped off his Spiderman outfit and ran to help. Donald (who was standing outside the ladies room in his BVDÂs) began singing "ThereÂs No Need to FearÂ.UnderDog is here"!!!!
With that MonicaÂ..

pulled herself together and headed for her walk down the aisle. Many of the Kt'er's dabbed their eyes as Monica walked past. Just as the minister finished saying "does anyone here object", a very loud outburst erupted from the room, all turned their heads to find...

woke up, still hearing jasdip looked through the keyhole, saw the Donald, and fainted. Samkaren called 911, and the operator told her...

....and the operator told her "All lines are busy. Please hang up and try your call again."
Exasperated, SK threw the phone down in disgust, just as the the minister was saying "Does anyone here object" (matti's post).
Everyone turned to see what the commotion was about, and they saw SK cursing at the operator (thru the phone), and "The Don" in his skivvies.
Not your average wedding, indeed. Thanks to the KT'ers, this is turning out to be a heckuva wedding ceremony!

"What do you meanÂtry my call later"!...SamKaren screamed! "Look..you donÂt understandÂwe have The Donald in his underwear, Jasdip is locked in the bathroom and the poor bride looks like Alice Cooper because her mascara ran! The operator, trying to be helpful finally saidÂ.."We canÂt send the police but if you go to the back of the church and open the door you will find people there who can help."

SamKaren hung up the phone and ran to the back of the church. When she opened the door her mouth fell open and she mutteredÂ"Oh NO!!!!!! There in front of herÂÂ.

Was Marilyn and all her animals! They were loose and the little piggy was chasing the possums.
Cynic was helping her round them up, and Ol Joyful gleefully yelling out encouragement!

All of a sudden, a large pickup truck roared up in a cloud of dust, and in the back were a bunch of large wolf-like dogs!
Hey, it's Stoney Baloney we all cried!
She jumped out and her dogs with her, and.....

preceded to dance to the song "Who Let the Dogs Out"! With that the Donald started a Conga Line with the dogs. Poor Monica was beside herself. "Think...THink...How can I put a stop to all this madness" she thought.....

Monica was at her wits end until Marilyn came over and started shaking her. "Monica!!! WAKE UP...You're having a bad dream!

Monica woke with a start..Oh MY...it was just a dream! Breathing a sigh of relief she got out of bed and looked out her window. There she saw in the distance.......

At that, Samkaren knew the situation required emergency help. She turned to her vinyl platters and pulled out Lawrence Welk's album. Would a polka help get everyone back to partying? Maybe a lovely ballad, such as The Purple People Eater, ah yes, just drop the needle on the long play album and let 'er rip!

Monica went running out of the house. "Sheilajoyce...it was just a dream"....with that SheilaJoyce said...."Let's go shopping. They hopped into Sheila's car and......

There she saw in the distance, Glenda and Bobby Flay in a baked bean "Throw Down". Monica was starving, so she headed down and met Matti and SamKaren along the way. The judges for the competition were...

ronm80,grammahoney and cherryfizz doing their best to try to judge the contest but the beans were flying all over the place and
monica,matt and samkaren were picking them off the ground
and eating them. Along came.......

Clubm to try and put some order to the chaos. Everyone has such respect for her, as she does the question of the day, so what she says goes.
She told monica, matt and SK to put the beans down and she would make everyone a real nice dinner. Bobby Flay, being arrogant as he is, was affronted that someone dare cook a meal, so he left. He took his baked bean dish with him, which automatically made Glenda the winner of the Throwdown. She was thrilled and everyone cheered and she offered to help Clubm with the meal.

But along came Nita AZ in her new motor home and asked, "who wants to join me on a road trip". Of course everyone's hand went up. So joining Nita was Jasdip, SamKaren, Monica, Glenda, Clubm, Matti, Marilyn, Lucky, Moonie, Ron, Grammahoney and cherryfiz. Amazingly, we all fit in the motorhome with room to spare. Matti being a reality tv show addict was concerned she would miss her shows, but Nita's motorhome was fully equiped. The gang set off for....

Nashville, where Glenda was to appear at the Wild Horse Saloon. But then Moonie and Ron got into a fight with a local yokel, and they had to miss Glenda's big debut. They all took off in the Motor Home and Glenda bought a tour bus and headed off for her next big gig in.........

The Animal Kingdom. Glenda wanted to play for the animals to "soothe the savage beast". Little did Glenda know that Monica, Matt and SamKaren had hidden a stash of beans in their duffle bags. By the time they all arrived at the Animal Kingdom Glenda.........

Had worn herself out and was napping under a tree, BUT to her surprise SamKaren

being the kind-hearted animal lover she was....let all the animals out of their cage and started feeding them beans. Glenda awoke with a start...."What is that smell"????

LOL........

Monica had fired up a grill for HAMBURGERS!

But quickly remembered she had no buns!!! Someone needed to make a food run, so sweet HelenColby with her injured foot decided to make a bun run. While waiting for Helen to return, Matti was helping Glenda with her big debut at...

at the pavillion which overlooked the giraffe area. Glenda, who was putting the final touches on her outfit, felt something tugging at her shirt. ""AAAGGGHHH""" she screamed! A very hungry giraffe smelled the burgers and thought it was Glenda that smelled so good. the giraffe pulled at Glenda's shirt until it.....

popped the buttons and off flew her shirt. Poor Glenda was horrified. Samkaren quickly sprang into action and covered Glenda, but The Kingdom staffers unaware of why Glenda lost her shirt, immediately yelled, "Hey ladies, no strippers allowed". The staffers were not buying the truth, so the Kt'er's left the animal kingdom for...

Bethel New York. SamKaren said..."we have to go there" It's the 40th anniversary of Woodstock! Matti5 thought it was a great idea and told Glenda..."there it won't matter if you have your shirt on or off...lol. With that everyone piled into Matti's 1970's Volkswagon Bus and headed East. As they were driving......

....they saw WildChild hitchiking. With a name like that they knew they had to take her with them to Woodstock!
She jumped in the Bus and everyone made room for her.
They all immediately recounted their tales of their youth, and burst forth into song, some of the hits of the 60's.

Everyone was having a great time singing the old songsÂespecially since Jasip had brought along a never-ending supply of Boonesfarm Strawberry Wine. The closer they got to the festival the louder they became. As they pulled into the festival parking lot everyone turned to look at the KTÂers as they piled off the bus singing their hearts out. All of a sudden someone in the crowd yelledÂÂÂ

Keep it going! The KT'ers looked at each other and ran for the stage. But poor Glenda developed a case of stage fright and couldn't get the words out. Jasdip whispered to her "Just pretend your Judy Garland and belt out a song"! With that Glenda started singing "Over the Rainbow". The crowd was singing along until someone......

yelled out "Sing some Deep Purple!"
WELL, all nervousness disappeared, and the KTer's let down their hair.
Glenda started right in with Hush and soon SK, Jasdip, Wildchild, Marilyn (with animals in tow) all joined in.
The animals were howling in tune.
Everyone was having a great old time when all of a sudden....there were sirens.

There were sirens in the distance. Police cars were escorting a long black Limo. The limo pulled up next to the stage, a hush fell over the crowd, the door opened and it was Mick Jagger and The Rolling Stones. The crowd became unglued. Mick said to Glenda, "I've been searching for you since the 1970's when you broke my heart". Mick picked up the microphone and began to sing...

"Lonely Teardrops"Â.With that Mick pulled Glenda close and said "Come with me on the road". Glenda looked shocked but said "Oh what the heck"! With that Glenda and Mick ran to the parking lot and spotted NitaÂs motorcycle. "NitaÂcan we borrow your ride"? Nita said "No Way am I letting you run off with an overage hippie"! With that Nita and Matti proceeded toÂÂ.

flatten the tires of all the vehicles in the parking lot. HA! Now you can't leave they laughed. Glenda and Mick looked at each other and said..."there must be another way out of here". With that they saw a way out. Out in the field was a hot air balloon. Mick and Glenda ran to the balloon and....