Okay everyone...here is part one of our story. Will work on part 2 later today. Happy Reading!!!

SamKaren

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Part One of Our Storyaka "The Adventures of Gomer and Margie

When I left the Office Today I walked down the street and who should I met up with but "Cagney and Lacey". They told me that they were feeling Young and Restless and that they were going to a Shindig at Peyton Place but they got "Lost". They wanted directions but the only people they met were a couple of "Desperate Housewives", who were looking for Cheers but while there were in "Boston, Legal" problems arose and they called "Matlock" to defend them. They had to call a "Taxi" to take them to a Little House on the Prairie where they were surprised to see Texas Walker" and his pup "Lassie and The Brady Bunch". "All My Children",said Carol are attending the "Redneck Wedding" of "Chuck" and "Reba.

The bride was "Bold and Beautiful" with a Family Feud" already starting! She called "Sponge Bob" to cater the "Family Affair" and he said "NO", because there was a "Prison Break" nearby and he was too nervous. So he dressed up in "Rawhide" and joined the "Wagon Train" and traveled west to Nevada. There he homesteaded and lived on a huge tract of land called the Ponderosa. He had found his "Bonanza"! Just when he thought he had his life on track Walker, Texas Ranger" caught up to him. He said, I saw your "Gunsmoke" back in "Dallas" and I believe that you are living up to your reputation of "Have Gun Will Travel". I am placing you under arrest and taking you back to Green Acres". You can go peacefully and I won't harm you in any way. " Deal or NO Deal"?

Meanwhile at Laverne & Shirley"'s house. He didn't know they were his "Friends" until the "thirty-something" bunch said they were "charmed by the "Real Housewives of the OC, New York and Atlanta". A cat fight broke out, so the "Cops" were called, but they were all sent to "Charm School" to see Sharon Osborne, where she told them to be careful because "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" was looking for them and they could wind up "Six Feet Under". So they decided to keep it "All in the Family" and not tell anybody where they were. The plan worked until Two and a Half Men turned them into the Cops. They sang Hill Street Blues for a while, and then they called Ugly Betty to see if she could help them.

Cagney ask Lacey, "Are You Afraid of The Dark"? Lacey replied, Are you kidding? "I'm Married with Children". I ain't afraid of anything! So they decided to break out that night and take a vacation at "China Beach where 'Magnum,PI ' told them, you only have 'one life to live" so get on The Love Boat go to Fantasy Island to see What's Happening over there. Then 60 Minutes" later they fell off the "Love Boat" and ended up in "ER" where 'Marcus Welby MD' was on call.

He examined them at the "Medical Center" and told them they had a "Mystery Diagnosis" and that they should go see "Oprah. He consulted with Trapper John MD. They had a difference of opinion of what would have caused them both to fall off The Love Boat. They had quite an argument about Who's The Boss so they went to see Judge Judy.

Judy said" I might help you if The Price is Right and YouÂre Smarter than a 5th Grader, but you look like Girls Gone Wild so it's time for an extreme makeover. I'm sending you to General Hospital, where even though it seems like a " MIssion Impossible " you will end up looking like you were " Touched By An Angel.

So take that "Highway to Heaven" and Turn on to "Route 66", go to "One Tree Hill", you will see "Smallville" on the left and "Dallas" 10 miles down the road, but you know you have gone to far if you end up in "Knots Landing" and whatever you do, make sure you don't go too far and pass the "Twilight Zone" because then you'd be late and won't make it until "The Eleventh Hour, and well, you might just end up "Pushing Daisies"... then "Baretta" and "Ironside" from the "NYPD" would have to get involved and you could end up on Gilligan's Island where CSI Miami was working on a Murder She Wrote.

So "Get Smart" and you will have "Happy Day's" if you can find the Wheel of Fortune. Go to a "Wife Swap" and have "Sex in the City" with Roseanne" and let me tell you, it was a "Dirty job" but then your "Brothers & Sisters" showed up and advised you to "Leave It To Beaver".

Dr. Phil" counseled them through the bad memories. Then they both got a good body "Scrubs" and went to "Hells Kitchen" where they could catch the Wagon Train and be in Mayberry before you had to Meet with the "Flying Nun" to see what you had left in your "Divorce Court" settlement. It's a shame your "Love connection" on the "dating game" did not work out, if only you had asked "Samantha Who" and known "The Facts of Life" things could have been much better with "My Favourite Martian.

So let me tell you about "How I Met Your Mother", we went up to "30Rock" with some "Friends" she was "America's Next Top Model" and I was The Golden Girls. Wow! you are "The Biggest Loser" "To Tell the Truth" why didn't you "Get Smart". Blanche finally found her "Rock of love", but much to Dorothy's dismay she discovered that he was a notorious "Pick up artist" . She went to the Antiques Road Show where they were lured into a "Dragnet" and saw the "Rifleman" who told them that the "Ghost and Mrs.Mmuir" were looking for them . So they went to "Ghost Hunters" to investigate.

There they met "Dharma and Greg", who told them that if they got a "nip/tuck" they could go Dancing with the Stars. But, they needed to be sure to check with American Idol first so that they could get a makeover so as not to be confused with " Ugly Betty. Instead, they decided they really wanted to find out who was America's Most Wanted, so they watched the Presidential Debate and that immediately made them want to tell both candidates "To Tell the Truth!" Knowing that THAT wasn't going to happen, they got involved with the idea of moving. Their first thought was to "Sell This House", but first they had to found out who The Biggest Loser was. They had get past The Fear Factor of uprooting their lives so they decided to take it " One Day At A Time. But this proved to be a difficult task, so "Mary Tyler Moore", "Rhoda", "Phyllis" and Seinfeld" were called in to mediate. Just as things began to settle down, "Frazier" walked in and said, "Martha Stewart" is in "Jeopardy", so let's Clean House" and call "Perry Mason" to find out what time "Night Court" is opened to so we can tell them they are "grounded for life'.

Although that would really put their plans of moving to "everwood" on hold; where they were told "the view" is fantastic. So they decided to hunker down and put blinds on the windows to keep out the " Northern Exposure " for privacy because they were going to invite Raymond over and of course " Everyone Loves Raymond but they didn't invite Chris even though he is "Rhoda"'s "Big Brother" cause "Everyone Hates Chris because he's good to his mother, don't cha know, even though he says, "My Mother the Car" when he's kidding her.

One day Raymond decided to do something really special for his mom so he made a movie "In Living Color" of all things "Supernatural" like The Ghost Whisperer" and it was a such hit that he ended up going to receive an award for coach' of the year. They always win under the "saturday night lights". He felt so honored to be Queen for a Day". Raymond was thrilled with his award and decided to tell "Jay Leno". Soon the whole world knew and suddenly "that girl" was telling him you should "meet the press" and in "24' hours you will get an opportunity to tell " Amazing Stories " about the " Greatest American Hero". After that you will move to 'green acres' with your trusty dog, 'rin tin tin' and find that you really enjoy 'the simple life' and realized the 'dating game' wasn't for you and "That Girl" that you really liked, well it turns out that she wasn't one of "The many loves of Dobie Gillis", so Get Smart" and have a "Hart to Hart" with Our Miss Brooks". She told him that she had always felt that he had a "Love of Life" and a "Search for Tomorrow". Then she loaned him some money and told him that she was sorry, but she couldn't turn him into the next "Millionaire".

Sadly, he left and started working the "Streets of San Francisco where "Sabrina,the Teenage Witch" was standing on the corner with her broom.....when all of a sudden Jack Benny Show" ed up "Jack what are you doing here?" Sabrina squeeled. Jack smiled and winked and then said...."The Streets of San Francisco" have always been my favorite streets walk on a foggy day. Sabrina looked at Jack and said are you " Married With Children?"or are you a "Father Knows Best" , kinda guy? More like a "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". What about you?

I say let's get some "Good Eats" and hang out with the "Iron Chef" , who said "My Name is Earl", what's your name? She replied, "I'd rather not say right now. Why don't you just call me "That Girl", for the time being, okay? He agreed and went over to the 90210 neighborhood to visit his old friend, Mr. Rogers. You look worried, Fred", he said to Mr. Rogers." What's the matter?" "Well, I tell ya what, my neighbor has been missing for a week and there's a bad smell coming from his apartment. Do you think I ought to call "Cops", or "Swat", or who?"

"Well, it seems to be the best plan would be to call in "columbo' and if he's not available, then maybe we ougt to call "mannix". Gee I hope we don't have to call in "the fbi". Well,"car 54" finally arrived and asked who the occupant was at 'room 222'. Mr. Rogers told him the mans name was "Mr. Ed" and make sure it isn't a " Diagnosis Murder". Let's put " Charles in Charge ". He'll know what to do. I bet he will call in Jerry Springer to find out who the daddy is and then further fill in the missing puzzle on "How I met your mother", but if this fails go one block over where "Designing Women" are visiting the "West Wing" area of the Alien Nation" to hunt for " Alf". He was having Growing Pains" and wasn't feeling very cordial.

They quickly left there and ended up on "America's Funniest Video" when "Larry King" fell on top of "Nancy Grace" and injured his "Private Benjamin" which caused him "Major Payne". Even though "Sgt. Bilko" commanded him to get up and go to "M*A*S*H" where "Our Miss Brooks" will be nursing the soldiers and making them feel as though they have been "Touched by an Angel" which is much better than Mama's Family" telling them to "Get Smart" and go to "Room 222" because there's always "Room For One More" in "Hell's Kitchen" where they might have to date "Hannah Montana" on a regular basis!!

They KNEW they didn't want to do that, so they went to see "Hogan's Heros" where a card game was being played called "King of Queens" by "Top Models" and being "Family Guy"s, the "Entourage" left "South Park" and headed to "The Hills" where they saw "Gentle Ben" hiding from "Daniel Boone". They wanted to help ol' Ben so they made him play "Truth or Consequences" with a "$64,000 question", that required a great amount of "Concentration". But he got distracted by the "A Team", told them the problem and they said they would bring a cage and a "Cannon" just for back-up. They gathered "30 Rock"s and built a fort to protect them from "All the President's Men" until help arrived.

Sixty Minutes" later, the rangers came and took Ben back to the forest where "The View" was beautiful from Twin Peaks". Ben ambled off and eventually ran into "Yancy Derringer" After telling his story to Yancy, they decided to take a ride down "route 66" to see if they could find a "home improvement" store. After a rousing game of "name that tune" they found a Lowes and pulled into the parking lot and went in the store. They ran into Mary Tyler Moore", who told them that "Rhoda" was looking for them, with blood in her eye! They hurriedly left the store and saw "Rainbow Brite" who was sporting a size "Medium" miniskirt with "Maximum Exposure" going to her "Sweet Valley High" "High School Reunion"..maybe she can "Gimme a Break"?

They had already called my "family" to see if one of "my three sons" was available to take her to "General Hospital'. "The bold ones" weren't home; but,"almost andy' agreed to take her. They were just getting on the road when she had to run back into the "House." A short time later they were back on the road where they ran into the "Dukes of Hazzard." They put their "Criminal Minds" together and came up with a plan to rob "This Old House" of the "Dirty Sexy Money" and swing by "The Jeffersons" on their way to "Vegas." They picked up a "Hitch-Hiker" who went by the name of "Maude", and now their lives are in "Jeopardy"!

Maude told them "To tell the truth" or she would be forced to contact "Desperate ousewives" all over the world and expose their dirty little secret. They decided the best plan was to 'have gun, will travel' , and by now were back out on rt 66 , trying to out run the 'highway patrol'. The 'whirlybirds' were above them trying to force them off the road

Just when it seemed that they were at the end of their luck they found the "Wheel of Fortune" that changed everything. They ran into "All Creatures Great and Small" and went on to have some "Good Times" with Dick Clark and the "American Bandstand" while the kids from "90210" where having a real "Shindig" and got rhoda on the 'loveboat'. They were playing 'your hit parade' and 'the gong show', and having a ball. Their 'death valley days' were behind them she hoped.

By now, "Rhoda" and "Gentle Ben" were known as "The Odd Couple". Tired of living on "The 3rd Rock from the Sun", they made a "Quantum Leap" of faith and called on The Jetson's" to transport them. They wanted to try "Life on Mars" in the hopes that they could start "Movin' on Up" and live in their own "House". Soon, however, they realized that "This old House" was "Bewitched" and "My Three Sons" were living in the attic.

It Was near Halloween so they called it (Nightmare on Elm Street,)as usual These are the (Days of our lives) As The World Turns. They decided to call home and talk to Dad, because Father Knows Best. He told them Chico and the Man" were moving out of the "House" next door to him and he was hoping Ben and "Rhoda" would consider moving in. They could be close to him and they would have some "Good Times" together. They said It's "All In The Family", and I'm calling the 'Jeffersons" and "Roseanne". Ya'll are in trouble now. You better think of something to say cause they are here! Hello.....what's wrong? They would love to live next door. The "House" needed some work, so they hired "The World's Worst Handyman" to fix it up.

They were expecting "Happy Days" ahead but Rhoda just knew in her heart that living next to her family would be great. Her 'bachelor father' had a friend that she grew up calling 'mama'. Wait till she told her that the Beverly Hillbilles" are buying the "House" next store to them and they're very good friends with "The Munsters". The weekend barbecue get-togethers should be interesting, to say the least.

As a method of self-defense, if you will, Rhoda and Glen invited some of their friends over. they figured "Eight is Enough but it really wasn't so they added "Jon and Kate plus eight" to the bbq which then made for a "full house", so they hired "Emeril" to do the cooking, but "Rhoda" decided she also needed to invite 'Nanny and the professor' and the 'Brady bunch' from across the street. Rhoda was wracking her brain trying to come up with some games to play. She was thinking maybe they could play 'tic-tac-dough' or the 'match game' or maybe 'the dating game' but needed the "Sopranos" to ensure "Law and Order." Emeril was feeling a little overwhelmed so he called his good friend "The Barefoot Contessa" but with all the action going on, it made "Dinner Impossible.

So they all decided to head over to "Mister Roger's Neighborhood", if anyone could restore calmness it would surely be him. He called his cousin "Captain Kangaroo" to help entertain the crowd, but "The barefoot Contessa" stepped on a rusty nail and had to be taken to the "ER" where "Dr. Kildare" stitched her foot.

TO BE CONTINUED.....