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Just a Funny

14 years ago

A state cop was patroling on the interstate when he came upon an old man just merrily skipping along down the breakdown lane.

The cop pulled over to check the guy out,,,,and as he was approaching the old guy he looked around, but didn't see a disabled vehicle anywhere..

The cop walked up to the man and asked his name, then asked if he was okay to which the man replied he felt fine. The cop asked if he had car troubles and the old man replies "no"

Cop says,"Did someone drive off and leave you out here?"

"No"

Cop says, "Okay, I give up, what are you doing just skipping down the highway?"

The old man replied "Following doctors orders"

"Doctors orders, I can't believe that", replied the cop.

The old man reached in his shirt pocket and took out a pill bottle and handed it to the cop,,,"Look for yourself, It says take two pills a day for 2 days, then skip a day, so I am skipping".

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