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Don't eat chicken sandwiches: a funny

16 years ago

**Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what..... **


A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became

friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.. They

discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This

went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he

noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?' She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'

'Why?' he asked. She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little

feathers down there!' 'Let me see' he said. 'Okay' and she showed him.. He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! *Better not eat any more chicken.' *

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought

peanut butter.

He said to the little girl,

'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get

feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her!


She said **

'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! **You've already got the NECK

and GIZZARDS !!!*

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