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14 years ago

license plates. Another post made me think of this, what bumper stickers or personalized license plates have caught your eye?

I can think of three. I saw a big, totally decked out, pick up, come into a parking lot. Out came the driver, a real cute tiny gal. The bumper sticker on it said......No this is NOT my boyfriends truck!!

We had a friend who worked for the railroad. The B.S on his car said, My other car is a locomotive.

Another one, my friend and I were parking at Walmart and there was a cute little MG convertible parked there and the owner was standing next to it. He had a world-class beer belly and the BS said This is my Babe Magnet. We laughed all the way into the store.

Have you seen any that you thought was funny or thought provoking??

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lynn_d
14 years ago
Bumper Sticker: Horn broken, watch for finger.

I laughed my butt off!
pawsitive_gw
14 years ago
Saw a personalized plate on the freeway IYQ say it fast
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Auntjen- someone in my neighborhood has that! I was telling my husband about it. Actually, I have plain stick figures, dad, mom, girl, boy, dog, cat. I want to put the cat in the dog's mouth. I thought that would be a good take on that stuff. Rucnmom- very funny! I saw the pulling hair one the other day and although I thought it was funny it was very awkward watching my kids reading it. Ewwww. I know this was on a shirt but I will share anyway. A girl snowboarding had a black shirt with hot pink writing. It said "Got Boobs? then get a mammogram". I approached the 20 something and told her I appreciated her at least wearing a Boob shirt that was worthwhile and not stupid like so many wear. I told her I just finished treatment and boarded away. She stood there in disbelief and smiled really big.
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wildchild
14 years ago
See the Highway Patrol motorcycle with the whip antenna behind you? (watch your speed)

See the rider go by you with the patch on his back? (what!??)

See the plate? NOTALEO
marlingardener
14 years ago
And of course there is the motorcyclist's tee shirt that says, "If you can read this, the girl fell off!"
I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Twins on board--beware!" I think mama was having a hard day when she put that on her minivan.
glenda_al
14 years ago
I live in a HIGH traffic area.

Saw bumper sticker that is sooooo true!

Pray for me, I travel Hwy 280.
jkayd_il5
14 years ago
License plates on a motorhome. wejustgo
kacram
14 years ago
jannie
14 years ago
My favorite car license plate belongs to a New York Yankee fan who lives in my neighborhood. "HIFARGONE" just like the Yankee radio announcer John Sterling says everytine a Yankee hits a home run- It is high, it is far, It is Gone!
carol_in_california
14 years ago
I found these bumper stickers on one car a little contradictory...
Jesus Loves You
World Peace
Kill TV
glenda_al
14 years ago
{{!gwi}}
Jasdip
14 years ago
I love deciphering personalized plates!

I saw a gorgeous corvette with a woman driving and it said WAS HIS.

Pawsitive, I can't figure yours out! LOL
vetaal
14 years ago
I drive car with CATMEOW license plate.
On one of our cars there's BS with splat-people in a Jeep "Hair by Jeep":
we drive of road on vacations and that's how I look after we come from drive-about...
Georgysmom
14 years ago
If you say it fast...I Wike you (I like you)
patti43
14 years ago
My favorite BS of all time:

"In a really happy marriage, nobody wears pants."

Makes me laugh every time I think about it!
Nita__AZ
14 years ago
My motorcycle license plate.

RUNVS
Jodi_SoCal
14 years ago
The white minivan I drove for years had a license plate the read "MI IGLOO" ... Apparently "MY" was already taken. I am part Eskimo.

Jodi-
foggyj
14 years ago
DH's mid-life crisis car, is a red 300ZX. The plates read: ZOOOM. I always wonder what people think, when he passes someone on the interstate.
angela_nor_calif
14 years ago
Glenda - That is one of my favorites. I love it.
bengardening
14 years ago
one of my favorites and only people that talk german will understand is VGATES. Does anyone remember the game show that was deciphering license plates? I really like that show. Well anyway the license plate says v gates and it means how is it going.
jemdandy
14 years ago
'My other car is a Corvette". This sticker was on a Corvette!

On a small car with 4 cylinder engine: "I could've had a V8", the sign emulating the well known tomato based drink.

"My dog is smarter than your kid"

"Don't blame me. I did not vote for him."

The name of a local beauty parlor: "Curl up and Dye"

"My Toy"

On the plate of a Jaguar: "Purrrrr"
des_arc_ya_ya
14 years ago
My DD always wanted one for me that said, "My kid beat up your honor roll kid!" (She could actually fit into either group, but I guess she was more proud of the tough part! LOL (or at least the humor in it!) LOL
Marilyn Sue McClintock
14 years ago
For several years our one daughter had the license plate that read, Panda. She has a great collection of pandas.

Sue
joann23456
14 years ago
My sister always wanted a bumper sticker that said, "The closer you get ... the slower I go." Several years ago, I made it for her on Zazzle, and now it actually sells pretty well.

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