my other car is a pile of crap too!

In Chicago : Vote once, vote often, your death is no excuse for not voting !

- On a small 4 cylinder car, a sticker lifted from a tomato juice ad:

I could have had a V8

- A fellow who owned 2 Corvettes:

My other car is a Vette.

On a Ford:

'No it doesn't have a fake Hemi'

On an old Chrylser Imperial, "Save the Whales."

Caution: Driver Singing

keep honking "I'm reloading"

Not a bumper sticker but a "support ribbon" in brown. Got close enough to see it was actually a belt and said, "Support Your Pants". Wish I knew where to get one of those.

Illiterate? Write to the following address.

The best one I've seen in a while:

HORN DOESN'T WORK......WATCH FOR FINGER

A "Buy American" sticker on a Japanese car;
in small print "made in China".

Green sticker with white letters: Vaginatarian (young man was driver)

Religion is what keeps poor people from attacking the rich.

On a vanity plate: "IM1RU." I guess that could mean anyting.

Casey : Religion is what keeps poor people from attacking the rich.

E-worm : Good one, Casey, and Reekola - I had to look it up !!

The one I saw was "Virginity isn't incurable"

In big bold letters - Jesus Loves You
In very small letters underneath - Everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole

That one took me by surprise

"You Have To Be Really Secure With Yourself To Be Seen In A Car Like This."

Vanity plate on an old "woody" station wagon - "Sportin"

"If you can read this, thank a teacher
Because it is in English, thank a soldier"

Here in VT we have some original ones.

On an anti-sprawl owner's car:
"DON'T JERSEY VERMONT!"

On a logging truck:
"Don't like logging? You'll LOVE plastic toilet paper!"

On a Dodge Ram 4 wheel drive pickup with a hemi.
Sucks gas and Hauls A$$

I loved this one: "Born Right, the First Time". Think about it. (Sorry if this offends anyone)

probably a bit to nasty for here but I saw a piece of junk car that had a Kerry defeat Bush bumper sticker where someone had placed a FU%* Yall I'm from Texas sticker over top of it leaving only eat Bush exposed so it read a bit funny, these people do some crazy stuff man. Saw that in San Antonio TX

About 20 or so years ago, a ton of peeps were sportin' this bumper sticker on the front of their cars:
RUN JESSE RUN

hmmm don't know if they will let this one by and hope it doesn't offend anyone but the funniest one I've ever seen said Want to get laid... Crawl up a chickens a$$ and wait

Lisa

About 20 or so years ago, a ton of peeps were sportin' this bumper sticker on the front of their cars:
RUN JESSE RUN
*****
Mine says "Run Hillary run!" And it too is on my front bumper.

Down in Jersey the other weekend and saw this one:
"Yeah, I'm an a**! What's it to you?"

christopherh ~ "Run Hillary run!" hehehehe
where do I get one?

I had one aboout 10 years ago when my son was still in school that said:

My son is the one that kicked your Honor Roll Students A$$. He's in RODEO!

If it wasn't for families
alcohol wouldn't be necessary

Discourage inbreeding, ban country music (has smiley faces with 3 eyes, crooked mouths, teeth & chins, bad hair, etc)...
My Dachshund is smarter than your honor student...

WIFE AND DOG
MISSINGÂREWARD FOR DOG

I TRIED SEEING YOUR POINT OF VIEW
BUT I COULDN'T GET MY HEAD
THAT FAR UP MY A**

WHY DO WOMEN FAKE ORGASMS?
BECAUSE MEN FAKE FOREPLAY

I'M THROUGH WITH LOVE
THANK GOD THERE'S STILL SEX

WORK HARD Â
MILLIONS ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU!

SUCK MY DRUNK, I'M DICK

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR
BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT

GAS, GRASS, OR ASSÂ
NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE

I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
I'M A DRUNK
ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS

HOW'S MY DRIVING?
DIAL 1-800-EAT-SH*T

Last year about a week or so after Katrina, I saw a pickup outside of Houston with a banner across it's tailgate that said "Our Village is Missing It's Idiot". Since I've seen multiple "A Village in Texas is Missing It's Idiot" stickers, I assumed that this truck was from Crawford. I thought that was pretty feisty for Texas.

There's now a company that pays people for placing bumper sticker advertisements on their cars... What will they advertise on next... toilet paper?

The link is:

Here is a link that might be useful: http://www.TailAds.com

Seen on the truck of a young guy was "Dip me in tuna and throw me to the lesbians"

MY HONOR STUDENT CAN BEAT YOUR HONOR STUDENT.

Caution: Baby on Board, Driver Distracted.

Caution: Can't talk on phone, look in mirror, watch speedometer, tune the radio, and drive at the same time - Ignoring mirror and speedometer.

If you are close enough to read this, you are too close!

Here's one I saw last weekend that I really loved:

I refuse to apoligize for posting a bumper sticker that I read last week. I may or may not agree with it, but I'm just posting what I saw. If you are religious and get offended, skip this post.

"Don't pray in our schools, and we wont THINK in your church"

This one I thought about buying for my own car, but figured I might be the victim of vandals if I dawned it.
"Save the sanctity of traditional marriage. PROTECT DIVORCE"

A small white M on a black background that said "Moron" underneath!

A white oval with a blue W and then in smaller letters "hacko", so it read Whacko '04

Very cute one on the way home from work the other day... On the back of a newer yellow VW Beatle that was being towed by a motorhome
"Please be patient, I am PUSHING a motorhome!"
He meant it too, boy was it slow!

Young woman seen driving around with "If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair"

(Apologies to the moderators, but it made me laugh.)

For anti-cigarette people:

The world is not your ashtray.

directed at those who flick out the window...

made this one myself...

W.W.J.D.? W.A.L.K.!

i may be slow but i'm ahead of you

On the back of a 1994 Galway registered VW Golf: "Wife and dog missing; reward for return of dog"

BE ALERT!!!
We need more 'lerts'

On the rear bumper of a 1977 Austin Maxi which was at the scrapyard as a result of heavy rear end impact:- "Please keep your distance"

One of my favorites that isn't listed above:
"If you can read this, I can hit my breaks and sue you."

One I read above which I think bears repeating:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher
Because it is in English, thank a soldier"

Fun fact: One of the least expensive items ever sold at a Christie's auction was a bundle of "I Grock Spock" bumper stickers that went for, like, $4.

One I just made up:

"I once ran over a
Proud Parent of an
Honor Student"

A while back there were a bunch of "I (heart) my Dog" bumper stickers.

There were many, many variations of these stickers, often substituting a breed of dog for the word Dog.

A magazine, I believe it was National Lampoon, gave away a page of stickers that were pictures of a screw.

As a prank, you were supposed to place the screw over the heart.

On the bumper of a convertible driven by a young gal:

"When it's sunny, my top comes off."

Here's a few:

Is there life after death? Touch my truck and find out.

Anger Management Graduate: What the hell are you lookin at?

Can you hear my middle finger over your blaring speakers?

Quit honking. I'm on the phone, damn it.