This house has four bedrooms and three bathrooms, the real estate agent tells them. It has a fenced-in back yard, lots of light, a good school district, a new furnace. It comes with a unicorn. This house � she thinks they�re ready to hear this news � this house will make them lose 15 pounds from their thighs. Does it have granite countertops? the husband asks. No. Well, then. 15lbs from my thighs? Sold. Of course, I'm a soapstoner so lack of granite isn't a dealbreaker. ;-) Too funny! Thanks for posting the link.

I got redirected too -- and my McAfee popped up questioning my choice. :lol Crazy computers, huh?

That is so funny, especially because it reminded me of me, sort of. We were pulling a trailer with a small tractor on it and the tongue broke, shooting sparks, at 4 AM near Little Rock, on the interstate. After working on it for 2 hours in the dark, Woody left me there at dawn to guard it while he found a guy to weld it. There I was, in the tall wet grass, freezing my butt off, standing at the fence line hiding from view, scared to death that someone would stop and try to steal the tractor or that I was going to be attacked by a pack of wild dogs, I could hear them getting closer, yikes. lol This was a long time ago. After he got back and got us all fixed up and ready to go, a state trooper finally stopped. Woody jumped right down that poor guy's throat, "where the he!! were you guys when we needed you?" We had seen at least 4 troopers turning around about 50 yards down the highway, right before they got to us, even though they had to see our flashing blinkers. Poor trooper, he started stuttering all over the place. We were ticked. I was soaked up to my knees in 40 degree weather, my lips were blue, it was about 5 hours since it had happened and we weren't happy. I'm glad your friend didn't have any real troubles, Trin, other than getting busted by a cop. lol

Well, ya know, sometimes you are just lookin' around on the web for an Armwah or prehaps an old Ringer Washer...or even a decorative Rot Iron table.....and then Walla!! There it is! You sometimes just gotta have payshunts. And when it finally does appear, you can say "congradulations to me!"