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15 years ago

I found this on another message board that I read everyday.

Growing Old

A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.

During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give them one wish each.

Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for herself and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world.

The fairy waved her wand and boom! ... The wife had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn and the fairy assured him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his heart's desire.

He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, honestly, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand and kazoom! ...

The husband turned 90!

Shirley

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evatx
15 years ago
Good one! *LOL*
glenda_al
15 years ago
Cute :o)
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How about sticking dead fish parts under one of my potted trees hoping that the nutrients from it would help feed my tree, then forgetting about it and bringing it inside just to find tons of bugs in it and a smell I could't find for weeks. Lol Then it was dying so when I wanted to check the roots, well I was surprised at what reminded me of what I did weeks prior. It died. I got that idea from an old neighbor who use to stick fish under his trees and around, outside in the ground.
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dotmom
15 years ago
Goes to show....be careful of what you wish for. Did you hear about the guy who was given one wish and he wished to be a Stud! Next time he was seen, he was in a snow tire in Duluth Minnesota. Yuk! Yuk! Dottie
sue_va
15 years ago
Then there is the man who told his wife he needed to get away for a while,and went to great vacation site. He was enjoying his stay and emailed his wife this message: "Feel like a new man. Staying a while longer."

His wife emailed back: "So do I. Stay as long as you like."

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kayjones
15 years ago
I'm not a blonde and I still don't get the first poster's joke - someone please explain it to me. Thanks!
kittywhiskers
15 years ago
Kayjones,
Husband and wife were both 60, husband wanted a woman 30 years younger than him, so the fairy made him 90 which was 30 years older than his wife who was still 60, hence his wife was 30 years younger than him.
Kittywhiskers
jannie
15 years ago
Both are funny. I'll tell them both to my DH.
Linda Wayman
15 years ago
LOLOL!!!! funny!!!!!

Linda
suzieque
15 years ago
Kay - he meant that he wanted a 30 year old woman. Instead, he became 90.

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