Mine: When I bought a "banana pepper" seedling, and anxiously waited for it to give me some nice, sweet peppers to eat. I was so excited when I clipped off my first one, that I took a nice big bite out of it (I love eating raw sweet peppers). Turns out it was not marked right when I bought it, and was a hot hungarian wax pepper plant. Boy was I surprised, and that was only surprise #1. I then took my peppers inside, and cleaned the guts out to take some of the heat away, so I could snack on it. Well, I forgot to wash my hands afterwards, and proceeded to take care of an itch just inside my nostril. My nose started burning, but it didn't dawn on me why until I went to the bathroom to go #1........ Joe

Bobby, I've been there on the stalking guy. Oh I was good enough to date for a very long time, but he never really wanted to marry, as though I was some sort of secret. We did finally get engaged, but I broke it off. Then he'd pop up saying, he was "in the neighborhood" when he worked one county away and lived two away. I finally struck where it hurt the most, I called his dad. His dad didn't like me, but that didn't matter. I told him to keep his son away from me. He stayed away for more than a decade after that. Now he attends my church (I live in Nashville, and attend church in Goodlettsville. With ???? millions of churches here, the chance of him coming to this church???). And he's joined. It's the second most private place one can have. I'm beside myself, but I'm not leaving the church I've attended for years and known the pastor for more than 20 years. My family goes there. What do I do? Who knows. I think death is all that will stop them forever. But that's illegal. I love that you got wind of the new guy's stupidity and got rid of him quick. You've learned. We're lucky when we stop the cycles. You'll get a better one. And enjoy your chicken strips in the meantime! Live your life well, that's the best revenge. :)

First off, Happy Anniversary Bee, I'm sure DH will come up with a better gift, but really, if he came in with a taser would you not pee yourself silly! dees_1 agreed, if a man did write it, bless him for sharing, hysterical ! And really can't you see a guy doing this?! I'm cracking up just thinking about it!

That was hilarious. On a more serious note she looked like a dog on a mission. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that she is being trained this way for search and rescue or as a drug dog.