Plectranthus madagascariensis 'Variegated Mintleaf' (formerly P. coleoides etc.). Joe

I think P. molokiniensis is a really good match. Check out this set of pictures and look for the habitat shot of the plant growing in grass. The leaves are a great match to Satigus' plant in my eyes. Its only in full sun that this species gets the cool, severely upfolded leaves. The sudden narrowing of the stems in Satigus' photo makes me think the plant was suddenly moved into a much darker location in the recent past...

Thanks for the help! Wish the oak wasn't growing through a mature tree, I'd much rather have it than a crepe myrtle. I was hoping you guys would tell me the privet was a carolina laurel so I could justify keeping it. Time to break out the loppers...

Yup, agreed on the ID. You could probably take cuttings a few nodes long & pot them back into mother plant's pot, to make it look even more full & lush.