Something funny with the honey
Tiffany, purpleinopp Z8b Opp, AL
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Comments (10)To top it all off... When we blow the leaves, we blow them across the road because there is a big field right across the road. Well, yesterday I decided to go grab some more leaves before they got taken up by the park manager or waste management. I would suck the leaves back up with my blower, dump them back out when it was full, suck them back up again (which shreds them even finer) and then fill the leaf bags. My neighbors all must have thought I was crazy! A lot of people around here don't understand the value of their fall leaves. They just blow them all out on the road and forget about them. I must have looked like a crazy woman yesterday as I stood there sucking back up the leaves from across the street that were just blown across the street, dumping them back out again and sucking them back up! lol I don't really care what they think, because next year when my garden is flourishing with the help of some leaves, they'll all wonder how I did it! lol...See MoreSomething Funny
Comments (12)Ahh, desk-job and office-job survival skillz...! I remember the day...nah, never worked a day in my life! I would never use #3, but I could get away with 5, 2 or 1. The following might apply to some guys with the "office at home:" > A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW." > >HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, "FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO." > >"FINE," THEN THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT." > >TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?" "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO." > >"FINE," SHE SAYS, "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK." > >"I'M NOT A DA_N CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS." HE SAYS, "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR !!!!" > >SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. > >"HONEY," HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?" > >SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME, "WHAT'S WRONG?" I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE." > >HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?" > >SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO....DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"...See Moresomething funny with keyboard? mouse?
Comments (6)Howdy. I run AVG,IE7,and Windows XP. They are always updating. When they're doing a lot it causes my computer to conform similar to what you said about yours. Usually their updating is so minimal it's never noticed. But, for instance, this morning they were doing quite a lot on my system. When that happens my mouse doesn't function smoothly and much of my typing takes a second or so to catch up to the screen. It is a little irritating but I know they ususally finish doing their thing in five or ten minutes. Sometimes I just watch their activity by going to Windows Defender - Currently Running Programs - Task Manager (lower right) - All Users (full screen). I also do a Google search on programs that I might wonder about. I suppose one might access it a little easier if they knew how. Regards, Gene...See MoreCraigslist Funny of the Day: Not Something You See Every Day
Comments (2)Yeehaw! I have a brother who would love that for his barn kitchen. I can see possibilities ... a separate removable platform, seated in the hub lazy-susan style, for your condiments. Remove it, and you have a space for flowers, an ice bucket, or your BBQ tongs. :)...See Morebeeman_gardener
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