My friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav now.

Rusty

Giant Bag of Cookies: "Hey, I'm resealable." Me: "That won't be necessary." tj

@juneroses Z9a Cntrl Fl, That used to drive me crazy when I worked at a skydiving facility cafe. It was located about ten minutes’ drive out of town, where its airstrip was. Customers would come up and ask, ”Do you have toilets?” I’m thinking, ”What do you think, since we’re stuck out here for hours?” So I’d usually answer the question they asked and say, ”Yes,” and wait for them to ask the question they meant to ask, which was ”Where are the toilets?” A couple of times I told teenagers, ”No, we all have to go up there behind that shed- jusst watch out no one is coming in to land in the pit next to the shed,” and watched the horrified expression on their faces.