@Annie Deighnaugh, I've lost the ability to Like the Originating Post, but I liked your hicupping spider.

Neighbor sneaks over and hangs a bunch of bananas.

What do you call a dinosaur that takes really good care of its teeth? . . . A flosser raptor!

Don’t tell anyone, but I got my hands on William Shatner’s hairpiece. I’ll be putting it on eBay soon to make a little cash. That’s right, I’ve got…Bill’s toupee!