A rope walks into a bar Bartender says, “sorry we don’t serve ropes here.” The rope leaves, messes up his hair and goes back in. Bartender says, “hey aren’t you that rope that was just in here?” “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”

eld, more like metamucil, hormone replacement therapy and ibuprofen!

Why don't tacos play poker but burritos do? Tacos fold too easily, but burritos are on a roll.

Rusty