Seen in a local thrift store, um....

Olychick, at least they didn't spell it missileanus!

tj

tj - we need more women with wooden spoons in Congress!

An illustration of why I don't bake

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi, Wanda

2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia How d you die?

1st woman: | froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer—we'd both still be alive.

Had she looked in the freezer prior to last choice in her household itinerary.

ole joyful

ETA: interesting to note that, whatever evaluation may await us as we move into the Great Beyond - they had been assigned to the same place/category.

oj - though closing in on age 97, not yet subject to such evaluation