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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi, Wanda 2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia How d you die? 1st woman: | froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer—we'd both still be alive.

Thanks for your enjoyable word to the wise (and the rest of us), Olychick Next time I ride transit, I expect I'll share it with some other riders. ole joyful/joyful guy

This is a joke my husband came across: Therapist to patient; Write letters to everyone who's ever hurt you....then burn them. Patient: Ok...but what do I do with the letters? ---------------------------------------------------------------- Ok......here's another one.... A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat arrived at heavens gate. Link