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Converting 1 pound dried beans to ?Cups of Cooked beans?

10 months ago
last modified: 10 months ago

I know I look lazy. I must be stupid as well. But what I am is absolutely rip peeved at my DH because he’s having another one of his lazy do nothing. I’m a demented old buddy daddy jerk and I’m gonna be a nasty lazy person and be in your way and not do any work and just all around and piss you off Mood.

And then in addition to that my feet back knees hurt and I’m exhausted and I am ready to go out and buy myself something to ease my pain.

What I want to do is to make some sort of a soup called white bean soup. The recipe is at www.acouplecooks.com/white-bean-soup/.

It wants to have 3 15-oz cans of cannellini beans which I’m going to use Great Northern Beans as a substitute for or for all I know they are the exact same thing.

I could call Goya, but aren’t I supposed to be boycotting them because they’re jerks I can’t remember I did everybody does that everybody who knows how to boil water knows that a pound of dried beans when cooked to doneness yields X cups of cooked beans. But I think I skipped school that day.

I have an instant pot and I think I can look up or figure out how many hours minutes seconds to cook the things and how much water. .

My DH’s behavior has got me in such a state. I am ready to metaphorically strangle him, and I would like to suggest that an iPhone iPad get a emoji for strangling somebody, of course we don’t wanna kill anybody. Or even hurt anybody. But if life could be a cartoon Only, I would probably strangle him.

Later, I think I may make since it’s a gorgeous beautiful fall day good for working outside in your rig up god-awful massive a yard and garden, but I am so peeved that instead of stepping on a rattlesnake I think I will just stay inside and cook something like soup, then Kung Pao chicken — I may have to go over my 25 hot chili limit.

OK, so before I finish googling and researching every single blog or health screen, which wants to begin with what a bean is, how a bean grows, why beans are good for you, and so on, maybe somebody here without researching it has the answer right on the tip of their fingers or head or nose if so, drop me a line because I’m gonna guess it with a pound of these beans dried beans probably anywhere from two months to eight years old in a package, that I could probably get about six or seven measuring cups of cooked beans from them. Maybe I should just do it. Use the whole bag of beans and open up the whole can of worms.

I’m in a really crabby mood. Would you like me to send you some chocolate chip cookies that I haven’t yet made as a reward? I don’t have any chili dogs. I don’t even know what they are. I’m gonna guess it’s some kind of a hotdog with chili on it? I know Jasdip has the recipe.

Thank you .

ETA Using Speech to Text on iPad notes. Please forgive speakos & typos. The stress I feelis eating my brain. Pretty soon I will have eaten a brain worm which will do further damage.

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