So a man talked about his father who was a magician who cut people in half. “Did he work in a carnival or circus?” “No, he worked from home. I have a half-brother and a half-sister.

The secret to a happy marriage is if you can be at peace with someone within four walls, if you are content because the one you love is near to you, either upstairs or downstairs, or in the same room, and you feel that warmth that you don't find very often, then that is what love is all about. -- Bruce Forsyth

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HHeHey, there - that doesn't seem to be high priced bail, and not intending to big needle you, Rusty - but it looks to be a big needle ... in a reglarsized/priced bale o' hay, no bail or jail involved. o j ETA: (unrequesunrequested local editor at his usual shenanigans aagagaagaiagain above, evidently)