So a man talked about his father who was a magician who cut people in half. “Did he work in a carnival or circus?” “No, he worked from home. I have a half-brother and a half-sister.

This one was a hit when I posted it on FB. It truly makes me laugh!

The secret to a happy marriage is if you can be at peace with someone within four walls, if you are content because the one you love is near to you, either upstairs or downstairs, or in the same room, and you feel that warmth that you don't find very often, then that is what love is all about. -- Bruce Forsyth

^^^^ As a first time mother, I complained about our toddler son's crack-of-dawn awakening. A friend of my mother's said, "No one will ever again be that happy to see you."