So a man talked about his father who was a magician who cut people in half. “Did he work in a carnival or circus?” “No, he worked from home. I have a half-brother and a half-sister.

Wise words

^^^^ As a first time mother, I complained about our toddler son's crack-of-dawn awakening. A friend of my mother's said, "No one will ever again be that happy to see you."

Cuteness overload.....little guy is available for adoption.....