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"HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?" 6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.... 7. Feel better? Good Housekeeping Tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel.....so if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've been sick and unable to clean. " Have a great day!

Annie ~ that made me laugh, wryly. PSA: folk also ought to know (for the actual country of Mexico) to not eat the lettuces in a salad there -- they are grown with the local water, of course. Ask me how I know... (honeymoon memory of dubious fondness from 1968).

Best wishes, Annie, for an uneventful surgery and a quick recovery. And thank you so much for the threads that you start here, especially this daily humor funfest!