And Happy Wednesday to you as well Tulsa Rose. Thanks for doing this little pick-me-up thread each morning and I hope you have a lovely day.

She's been mentioned here before and I think there must be regional and gender characteristics of her fan base that I don't fit into. I've watched cited clips of her before, and now, and I don't find her very funny. Her delivery is on the slow side, a bit off-putting to me and not typical of comedians.

In honor of college football season opening this weekend.......... A man is sitting at a park bench when another man sits next to him and they engage in conversation. Shortly after, the second man says, "So, I bet you're a Texas fan." The first man says enthusiastically, "Why, yes I am. How did you know? My intelligence? My wit? My good looks?" The second fellow says, "No. I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose."

Some call it multi-tasking. I call it doing something else while trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing first.