We learned in interior design that fast food restaurants have garish colors and hard plastic uncomfortable furniture so that people will get in and out quickly. I guess that doesn't always work. If I had a coffee shop, I would have no seating inside and put benches outside, and I would want it to be take-out only. I probably would not provide WiFi. In L.A. you can see a lot of amateur screenwriters at coffee shops, and they may or may not buy anything. Wheelchair ramp in Russia

^^^^ I snorted in laughter at this one.

Those that use FB will get it.

You remind me of my SIL. She opens up various cans but then adds zucchini and says it's homemade..