Dedtired, I've seen that person's work on his site!! It's incredible the things that he/she does with ordinary items.

"Nude pics" - I can't wait until I'm at a jam session or party and a fellow musician has a nude pick. I'll ask him if he has other nude pics in his pocket.

katlan, yours reminded me of the old story about the woman who tried so many times to make a great dinner and her husband would say, "It's not like mother used to make!" In her exasperation, she finally complained to him that no matter how hard she tried, he always said it's not like mother used to make. He told her, "You don't understand! Mother was a lousy cook!"

eld -- That's why the grocery employee offers to *take* you to the (whatever you're looking for). It takes longer to explain the route, turning right at the cold cereal and left at the canned fruit -- and you wouldn't remember it anyway.