I never had a bucket list until I saw this

@katlan, here we call Episcopalians ”C of E” (Church of England), so those who only go to church on the two major festivals are called ”C and E” (Christmas and Easter) 😁

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' Rusty

Looks like sometimes it's helpful not to have a wife. Mine left 50 years ago (would that merit marking as an anniversary?) ... and died upwards of 20 years ago. ole ... joyful ... though sometimes less so