Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at River Hill Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood. The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.' The second lady, gazes at his manhood and says, 'He is not mine either.' After a very considerable inspection, the third lady finally says, 'He's not even a member of this golf club'.

ROFL! great ones and it’s early yet! I've already shared some!

I’m getting stronger. I can now lift $100 of groceries with one hand. tj

katlan, yours reminded me of the old story about the woman who tried so many times to make a great dinner and her husband would say, "It's not like mother used to make!" In her exasperation, she finally complained to him that no matter how hard she tried, he always said it's not like mother used to make. He told her, "You don't understand! Mother was a lousy cook!"