Fun2BHere, you reminded me of the Shakespeare Insult Generator...there are a number of them on line https://codepo8.github.io/shakespeare-insult-generator/ Thou unmuzzled elf-skinned bladder!

I think the reason we are born with two hands is so we can pet two dogs at once.

Same here! On a walk yesterday. The overview: The close up, they had this one rigged so the liquor was flowing!

For several years, someone dressed as above (Jason) would walk among the trick or treaters in town. I always sit in the church parking lot passing out candy along with others. This person occasionally would take a seat on an abandoned set of property steps, directly across the street from us and just......stare. It was un-nerving, even tho we knew it was just a costume! ...... or was it???