Wife tells husband to stop pretending he's a flamingo.... So he had to put his foot down.

I lost my friend's audiobook.... ....now I'll never hear the end of it.

Hey, Eld, is that one for me?

I'M SMILING!!! Tomorrow is the 8th anniversary of the day of I bought my house. I have never had a garage door that really worked. Not only does it close, it now has a deadbolt on it and it's level?! Why did I wait? It's actually the door to what was a place to store the coal for the stove or fireplace that heated the house. I wonder how long it's been off kilter???? I'm so freaking happy! I'll paint it in 3 days when it stops raining and it's warm enough for the paint to dry.