Wife tells husband to stop pretending he's a flamingo.... So he had to put his foot down.

Looks like an eight-pack to me, Jasdip. Hope that guy by the hay bale so happy with his find ... ... doesn't carry the kind of disposition with a tendency to needle others, ded. ole joyful

In this morning’s paper. It made me think of Jasdip’s quiz today.

My face in the mirror isn't wrinkled and drawn My house isn't dirty The cobwebs are gone My garden looks lovely And so does my lawn I think I might never put my glasses back on tj