Most recent Chuck Norris shared with my son and one of my nephews. Sending Chuck Norris jokes has been going on for years between the 3 of us.

A couple looking at a friend's newborn. He asks, "What's her name?" Mother says, "Heather Noelle". He whispers to his wife, "I never knew you spelled 'Heather' with an "L".

Katlan, I guess you are aware that pool water only gets changed once a season, when they drain the pool completely. What goes in the pool stays in the pool until it is completely drained, although filters and chemicals help - but only to an extent. I plan to drain my pool in November, at the end of our season.

I lost my job at the orange juice factory. I just could not concentrate. tj