Most recent Chuck Norris shared with my son and one of my nephews. Sending Chuck Norris jokes has been going on for years between the 3 of us.

I wonder what it is like for men to put your hair into a low ponytail and not look like a founding father.

A couple looking at a friend's newborn. He asks, "What's her name?" Mother says, "Heather Noelle". He whispers to his wife, "I never knew you spelled 'Heather' with an "L".

Son and I, decluttering the house, find that many boxes can be recycled. Most? o j (No cats, here). ETA: Annie, it looks as though Mrs. O'Hara's arms, developed possibly at about the period when those old books were popular, has developed well enough to get that tool in her hand to give them the brush off. o j