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Grandma got run over by a reindeer....................................

Well, not exactly. I'm not a grandma but could be, and it wasn't deer but an electric cart. A woman in the grocery store this afternoon ran over me with an electric cart.

Something high and fancy, private and not one of the store's. TG I was wearing a heavy soft coat, she smacked me in my lower back so hard I'd have gone down if I hadn't had both hands on my grocery cart handle.

She seemed so upset, almost distraught, it was me trying to calm her. Nicely dressed, some makeup, I would guesstimate late 70's - and she clearly had no idea what she was doing with that powered cart, was making quick starts, braking hard, all but doing wheelies in the aisles. I was limping along, saw her a couple more times, and was going to suggest to the checker someone help her shop when I got my few things on the belt to pay for them.

But I was getting little attention from the checker. She was on her phone, turning her back to me, rushing addressing me at all, and finally said 'I'm calling someone to take my register, I just sent the manager out to the parking lot and I want to go help him. A woman in an electric cart just sped out of here loaded with products, shoplifting'.

My errant driver. I had about enough time to say, she just hit me with that cart, hard enough it hurt but the relief checker was stepping into place and my original woman went running out the front door.

I wonder how it ended. When I got out to the crowded parking lot with my food, I couldn't see any sign of any of them any place. As fast as she was zipping along, she could have been two miles down the sidewalk by then ;)

And I'm fine. I took two tylenol. Just feeling a little stupid I couldn't guess the reason she was rushing like she was - my intuition is usually a little better than that.

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